Monday Morning Fun

I will post the answers tomorrow.


---1
There is a man that lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why?

---2
A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!"

How can this be?

---3
A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off too but some how manages to stop in time.

How did the driver see the man?

---4
One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. Why?

---5
Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?


---6
A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?

---7
A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve.
How did he know?

---8
A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?

--- 9
A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out. Why?

5 comments:

Dawn said...

Why do I have a headache? LOL

Elisabeth said...

Oh man!! I can't even begin to tell you the answers.

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